It's true that Hans Christian Andersen didn't have a 'Me' in his unforgettable fairytale Ugly Duckling, but this is more than just the story of the Ugly Duckling. This is the story of the Ugly Duckling and his mother, Ratso. Actually, that's just what the Ugly Duckling calls him - he's really his father. Then again, to be completely honest, Ratso's not really his father either. Confused? Well, so was Ratso!